Heaven is FURTHER than you think.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

This is my life; this is my first breaking point.

-tales&stories;

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe there is an untold future blockbuster in our hands. You have heard of SuperMAN. You have heard of batman AND Robin. You have heard of 3 musketeers. You have seen the Fantstic FOUR.

But, L&Gs, have you heard...of the Fantastic FIVE?

I shall now tell you the famous story of the fantastic 5(complete with cameos from other classes)

(CHAPTER 1)
Once upon a time there was a group of superheroes called the Fantastic 5. It was an amazing group, comprising of 5 members.

It was Valentine's Day on that day, and they were very excited. Happily the popular 5 trotted up to the school gates of MJC-MahJong JC- expectantly. Just as they expected, hordes of girls and guys started to run to them.

"OMG! It's the Fantastic 5! OMGEEE!" Girls started squealing as they did a 100m dash towards the 2 guys of Fantastic 5, Chun Kiet and Ikhwan. Well actually, just Ikhwan. Chun Kiet scared them off with the blob of fire burning on his head- oh wait, that was his hair. (His special power,yep)

"Ikuan!Ikuan! Sign on my shirt! Sign on meee!" one girl yelled in his ear. Ikhwan shook his head no.

"Baa, I don't want to dirty it," he said. So the 3 girls dragged the 2 guys into the school before further chaos ensued, because they were late.

Once in the hallway, automatically they opened their lockers, and hundreds of love letters fell out. Jamie, of course, had the most. She giggled and a pink aura surrounded her, causing all the guys in the hallway to stop and stare at her, except those in F5.

Natasha scanned the pile of letter in front of her and in 0.95 milliseconds, found the letter she was looking for, and happily tore it open and read it. It was from 'Lift'.

It was from a LIFT.

Now, the last member had striking blond hairmand a very thin siamese cat by her side. Her name? Party. Paris+Yanti=Party.

She preferred a cat to a dog due to religious reasons. Anyway she was so excited by the letters, she was too busy swimming in them to notice that there was a weird-shaped letter stuck in her hair... It was black and it looked like a bomb.

It was a bomb.

Happily ticking away. In. Her. Hair. (5...4..3..2..1..)

"PARTY! RUN!" Jamie yelled, and everyone bolted out screaming.
Then it exploded and destroyed everything in its (radial) path. A letter came flying upwards and down into Party's hands.

Yes, she was alive still. Somehow she wasn't affected by the bomd and I don't even think she heard it or see it. You see, she had a special power.

Unlike the rest, her power was a disability. Yes, her disability- to sing. Because of it, her ears had gone partially deaf and this made her practically invincible.

TO BE CONTINUED!
Further cameo appearances of Malique, Zhong Ming, Joseph, Amirah, and much more!
TAAAG!!

-tales&stories;

Friday, February 13, 2009

Hey! Azi here. So friendship day has passed, and the excitement is over, and I bet everyone is feeling EXHAUSTED. Especially those who had pe and cca on the same day, like me and nat, and the rest of mcs, and mirah, and the soccer people.

I had tuition yesterday and was drained by then. I didn't even manage to eat dinner, just plonked myself on the bed and *snooooze I already slept.

I had this wonderful encounter with this nice Chinese guy today this morning. I wanted to buy he sausage mcmuffin meal and realised the stupid promotion wasnt applicable for today. So there was I, embarrassed and alone, because I didn't have enough money because I topped up my card.

So I was debating whether to buy the milo or the burger, and suddenly a hand comes into my line of vision with a $2 in his hand. "If you don't mind," he told the cashier lady.

I almost practically melted on the spot. like WOW, that's totally unexpected. And amazing.

So the lady nodded, took the money from him, and gave me the change. "Pass the change to him," she whispered, and I did, smiling. Told him thanks so much and walked out happy with Milo+Burger in my hand.

Immediately I called Amirah and told her. I still couldn't believe it.

And I had Econs remedial today. I noticed my mortal didn't check the locker. Neither did anyone else.

And I haven't received anything from my angel. =(( Why oh why...

Anyway, my new year's resolution is decided.

1) to make my mum proud.

2) never give up.

3) to save more money.

TAGGY! ^.^

Btw I still love flamingos. Hehe.

-tales&stories;

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Heyyyy.
So anyway I realised I havent sufficiently blogged much.
Less interesting things first.
I love the book "If we kissed". Great story!
Am reading "Life As We Knew It" now. It's even MORE awesome. It's a normal night where everyone goes out to see an asteroid bump with the moon. Problem is, it doesn't bump. In fact, it was big, it crashed and practically threw the moon OFF course to come closer to Earth. So it's now big enough to fill the sky.

So what happens? The moon controls the tides, right?
TSUNAMIS.TORNADOES. Electricity satellite imaging internet telephone lines shuts down. And everything starts going downhill right from there. In the day, the moon can still be seen. Written in the diary of 16-year-old Miranda, she pens down her struggles she and her family faces, and how they can possibly face the end of the world together.

I actually planned to write a story like this. But I guess the idea's been taken. (I'm serious.)

So anyway, it's been quite an emotional rollercoaster week for me, and quite chaotic as I struggled to slide into JC2 mode.

And I haven't been complaining about this...
I was otw to whitesands with Tiq and Natasha in the bus 2 weeks ago. The bus was packed and I was trying very hard not to lose balance.
Then this WONDERFUL lady got up and wanted to move to the exit. "Excue me excuse me," she kept saying. So she tried to push her way through.
While she selflessly tried to get her way in the MOVING JERKING bus that HAVENT stopped yet, I got increasingly irritated. She was pushing me, and I was about to fall. Relaks ah beb. In fact, we 3 were getting down on her stop too.

THEN she made this 'tsk' sound, like I'm the one who did something inconsiderate, so I said loudly in an angry voice, "I'm getting down ALSO."

So when the bus stopped, she managed to push her way thru.
I yelled at her something like 'pig' in malay.

Like WTF right? Stupid bitch.

Anyway I had CIP ytdy. It was fun actually. Enjoyed it m'self. Nicholas the bully pinced my cheek (OW) and Malique had hordes of girls(small ones) chasing after him. "CARRY ME! CARRY ME!"

Then I discussed with them what to do about some stuff. And I realised some news that Yanti n Mirah didn't tell me, and cried abit.

In the end, I may not do it after all. Haixxx.

Anyway, don't forget to leave a taaaaaaaag. Whoever you are =)

-tales&stories;

Monday, February 2, 2009

Hey. Havent updated in a looooooooooong time.
JC1s are here, clogging up the place with 100 extra then usual.
um, was a tiring week, emotionally, financially.

OH YES! I signed up for SALSA baby. I miss the 'normal' dances hee. Am glad I signed up for it.
Umm, I think I don't like pink birds anymore. Yepyep.
Am aiming for scholarship, but whatever. Don't think I will make it.

Jamie clap: WALAO!

Oh yeah! Today we went to Lt early again. I tested the mike. Maleg sed something r rated on mike. "mjsuc..ck"
Updated the AzTiqYa book.

Mr Ng clap: (deep voice imitation which is supposed to be oh so scaaary)

Yanti kept scribbling on my math notes. So I scribbled on her.

And uh, I hate Econs, cos I have to pay attn the WHOLE lesson. How bloody tiring is that? (slacker's new challenge)

Yanti clap: 1/0=undefined, unlimited frequency.

Beware of Yanti legs. Psycho AND freaky. HAHHAHAHA shes gonna kill me lawl.

Pink bird has flewn away.

Me is fluttering like a BoOtiPool butterfly(yeah rrright) =.=
Byebye. Chaochaociaociaoseowseowsiaosiao. TAGTAGATABGAGATAGATTAGGATAG.

-tales&stories;